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Wilson Abraham Ramos Campos, nicknamed \"the Buffalo\", is a Venezuelan professional baseball catcher who is a free agent. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Minnesota Twins, Washington Nationals, Tampa Bay Rays, Philadelphia Phillies, New York Mets, Detroit Tigers, and Cleveland Indians as well as for the Long Island Ducks of the Atlantic League of Professional Baseball. He is a two-time All-Star, and a Silver Slugger Award winner.
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