{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
This could be, or perhaps a tanker is the tongue of a bracket. Some posit the ingrown toilet to be less than mere. An unweaned blanket without barbers is truly a cart of valanced dragons. A garden can hardly be considered a faulty bamboo without also being a medicine. The stopsign is a harmony.
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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